Shakespearian Sonnet

Hockey is great it is really fun
Learning to  stick handle with that little puck
I love hockey especially to skate
And when they take a shot I better duck

You need the precision of a surgeon
Also the grace and balance of a dancer
The strength and footwork of a football player
You need the endurance of a runner

Have the agility of a ninja
The eagerness of a man drunk on gin
The loyalty of a german shepard
And the willingness to fight for the win

So when people ask you if hockey's hard
Yes you must always be on your guard